I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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