garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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