David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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