why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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