It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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