If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm really busy with my period
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