Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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