Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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