did you get engaged???
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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