So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
DRUNK COOKIES
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