Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
