oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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