Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The adults are the big ones right?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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