i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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