This dress was meant to end up on your floor
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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