Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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