can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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