i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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