i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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