Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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