i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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