I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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