Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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