Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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