her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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