FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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