I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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