I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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