Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We talked him into tasing himself.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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