When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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