Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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