I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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