have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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