well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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