we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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