I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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