Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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