I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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