ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I had to cum in my sink.
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