When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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