I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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