yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She's the barista slut.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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