Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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