Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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