If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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