Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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