What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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