i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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