I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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