...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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