But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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