last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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