dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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