Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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