It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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