Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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