The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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